Monday, July 11, 2005

Idiocy: Customer "inspiration"...

It occurs that I haven't captured the inspiration for that recent "Internal customers" post, so here it is for reference sake...

Have you heard the "I believe..." series on NPR? Where people get 3minutes to talk about what they believe to be true about life? Well it's 9:30 AM, and I'm ready to write my speech for NPR:
I believe in idiocy. I'm not sure where the founding fathers placed it in the Declaration, but I now believe that it is a truth to be held self-evident. We Americans, frequently in the form of "customers", believe in the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of idiocy. The lessons of yesterday are lost on the stresses of today, and if money is paid for a service, it is self-evident that this service shall include the right to conveniently forget those lessons. Idiocy will keep us safe ("job security"). Idiocy is a blessing bestowed upon the diligent who suffer the tyrrany of reason...

Or something like that...

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