I was recently made aware of the existence of a great new service industry and one of its greatest service vendors - EULA analyst and advisor, Cecil Tomkey Gnome.
Why read text that's so small your eyeballs shrivel? Legal rants aren't fit for human recognition (or comprehension for that matter). Enter the gnome!
Leave the analysis to the small one! He's infinitely patient, and ensures that you are "adequately" covered concerning all legal interests. As can be seen in this picture, Cecil Tomkey has a secret to his success - hint: it ain't gardening! Seasoned through years of appropriate "mental adjustment", Cecil knows how to cut through the cra... er, refuse to make out the pertinent points. Usually, he'll just handle it for you, and you'll never even hear about the issue!
Fine teeth are also a top quality of CT's. Keen research reveals that he's recently been endowed with his third set of choppers, and that important when you need your documents run over with a fine toothed gno... (ok, ok, I couldn't resist, and in fact, I stole the line)
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